What has hands but can't clap?
A clock
Open →What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
Open →I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. What am I?
A candle
Open →What has a neck but no head?
A bottle
Open →What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel
Open →What can you catch but not throw?
A cold
Open →What has many keys but can't open a single lock?
A piano
Open →What goes up and down but doesn't move?
The stairs
Open →What has one eye but can't see?
A needle
Open →What building has the most stories?
A library
Open →What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
Open →What has legs but doesn't walk?
A table
Open →What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
A stamp
Open →What has a thumb and four fingers but is not alive?
A glove
Open →What has teeth but can't bite?
A comb
Open →What month has 28 days?
All of them!
Open →What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?
A teapot
Open →The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Footsteps
Open →What is always in front of you but can't be seen?
The future
Open →What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin
Open →What goes up when rain comes down?
An umbrella
Open →What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom
Open →What is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper
Open →I have cities but no houses, forests but no trees, and water but no fish. What am I?
A map
Open →What can fill a room but takes up no space?
Light
Open →What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck
Open →What can you hold in your right hand but not in your left?
Your left elbow
Open →I'm light as a feather, but even the strongest person can't hold me for long. What am I?
Your breath
Open →What has a bed but never sleeps?
A river
Open →What comes down but never goes up?
Rain
Open →What has lots of eyes but can't see?
A potato
Open →What do you call a bear with no ears?
A "B"
Open →What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
Open →Where does today come before yesterday?
In the dictionary
Open →What has words but never speaks?
A book
Open →I go around the house but never move. What am I?
A fence
Open →What can you break without touching it?
A promise
Open →What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has thousands of letters?
The post office
Open →What has a ring but no finger?
A telephone
Open →What goes through towns and over hills but never moves?
A road
Open →What has to be answered but never asks a question?
A doorbell
Open →What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs
Open →Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
Neither — they both weigh a pound!
Open →What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?
Trouble
Open →What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night?
A pillow
Open →If you drop me I crack, but smile at me and I smile back. What am I?
A mirror
Open →What kind of band never plays music?
A rubber band
Open →What flies without wings?
Time
Open →What has a head and a foot but no body?
A bed
Open →I have keys but no locks, space but no room. What am I?
A keyboard
Open →What is always coming but never arrives?
Tomorrow
Open →What gets bigger the more you take away from it?
A hole
Open →What has a thumb but no hand, and keeps your fingers warm?
A mitten
Open →What can you keep after giving it to someone?
Your word
Open →What is so light that it can float, but a hundred people can't lift it?
A bubble
Open →What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W
Open →What has many teeth but never eats?
A zipper
Open →What can you hear but never see or touch?
Your voice
Open →What is black when clean and white when dirty?
A chalkboard
Open →What kind of coat is always wet when you put it on?
A coat of paint
Open →The more there is, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness
Open →I have leaves but I'm not a tree. What am I?
A book
Open →What is yours, but other people use it more than you do?
Your name
Open →What goes up white and comes down yellow and white?
An egg
Open →What goes up and down the stairs without moving?
A carpet
Open →What kind of dog never barks?
A hot dog
Open →What can clap without any hands?
Thunder
Open →A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 run away. How many are left?
9 — "all but 9" means 9 stayed!
Open →If you have three apples and you take away two, how many do you have?
Two — the two you took!
Open →What number do you get when you multiply all the numbers on a phone keypad?
Zero — because one of the numbers is 0!
Open →A rooster lays an egg on top of a barn roof. Which way does it roll?
It doesn't — roosters don't lay eggs!
Open →How many months have 31 days?
Seven: January, March, May, July, August, October and December
Open →I am an odd number. Take away one letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven (take away the S and you get "even")
Open →What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short (add "er" to make "shorter")
Open →What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter M
Open →Mary's father has five daughters: Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughter's name?
Mary!
Open →What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never eats, and has a bank but no money?
A river
Open →How can you drop an egg on a concrete floor without cracking it?
Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
Open →What has 13 hearts but no other organs?
A deck of cards
Open →Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?
A ton ("not" backward)
Open →What goes up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up?
An umbrella
Open →If two's company and three's a crowd, what are four and five?
Nine!
Open →What is the next number in the pattern: 2, 4, 8, 16, …?
32 — each number doubles
Open →What is the next letter in the pattern: J, F, M, A, M, J, J, …?
A — they are the first letters of the months
Open →A boy has as many sisters as brothers, but each sister has only half as many sisters as brothers. How many brothers and sisters are there?
Four brothers and three sisters
Open →I am orange, I have a face, and I glow at night in October. What am I?
A jack-o'-lantern
Open →I fly at night, I hang upside down, and I am not a bird. What am I?
A bat
Open →I stand in a field all day with my arms out, and I keep the crows away. What am I?
A scarecrow
Open →I fall in autumn but I never get hurt. What am I?
A leaf
Open →What has eight legs and spins a home every night?
A spider
Open →I am small, brown, and squirrels love to hide me. What am I?
An acorn
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